Jumat, 15 Oktober 2010

Top 5 Things to Look Forward to this season on The [Real World/Road Rules ...

Tonight at 9pm Chicago time the latest installment of the Real World / Road Rules Challenge debuts. This season's installment, Cutthroat, will feature, as the name hints, 3 teams competing against each other. Needless to say, I am brimming with anticipation and excitement because I love me some Challenge. For those of you who do not watch the Challenge and/or hate on the Challenge, I have one thing to say to you: grow up. Maybe you feel too old to watch a reality show on MTV or you don't want to admit you watch two reality shows on MTV. Either way, you need to get over the social stigma inherent with watching the Challenge and just enjoy you some good old fashion awesomeness. If you like Reality TV, sports, fighting, people embarrassing themselves, drunken sluttiness out of people far too old to still behave like drunken sluts, and/or insane physical competitions, you need to be watching this show.

The contestants on the show were faced with this life-changing decision after starring on either the Real World or Road Rules: Fortunately for all of us, they all chose the latter. These contestants are flown around the world to embarrass themselves for the highly improbable chance of winning $100k and the more probable chance of winning $0. The contestants fill their in preparation for the upcoming Challenge, with $1,000-a-night-college-bar-appearances and steroid cycles.

Without further ado, here are the top 5 things I am looking forward to this season.

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* Melinda (Real World Austin Alum) will be stepping onto the Challenge stage for the first time without her husband, Danny (Wes's chubby lap dog). Melinda is extremely hot and everyone is excited to see how she will behave as a single lady that knows her ex-husband is guaranteed to see her behavior captured on reality TV. I wonder how Brad will handle watching Danny's ex-wife behave in the Challenge house knowing that it is inevitable that his marriage with Tori (both her and Brad are on the Challenge this season) will turn out the same. Wait. They are reality stars they actually think these relationships will work.
* The obvious favorite for this is Shauvan (walking stereotype that falsely believed she popped her implant 2 seasons ago on the Challenge: Ruins). Shauvan, despite never lasting more than two episodes, always manages to get her way around the house. Shauvan, during her rookie season on the Challenge, Duel II, hooked up with C.T. which eventually led to C.T. attempting to kill his teammate, Adam, for falsely believing Adam told C.T.'s ex, Diem, about what had occurred between Shauvan and C.T. Seriously, the fact that that sentence makes sense to anybody who watches this show should be enough to make you want to watch. The other favorites besides Shauvan are Melinda (newly single), Theresa (hooked up with both Kenny and Wes last season), Paula Walnuts (nickname Walnuts comes from her crazy, nutso behavior), and Luke (who despite being a straight man managed to kiss a gay guy last season on Fresh Meat II just for shock value). God I love this show.
* Wes and Kenny's rivalry cannot be analogized to any other sports rivalry out there. It would be like if every player on Duke and North Carolina only dated each other's ex-GFs. Kenny and Wes HATE each other. Kenny and Wes are two of the best competitors in the history of the Challenge (it seems like one or the other always wins) and are forced to date from the same crop of girls. I m pretty sure that MTV has it written into all the contestant's contracts that they re required to only date and hook-up with other contestants. So, this season we will need someone to step up and carry the rivalry that has carried the last two seasons. The smart money is on Abram because his anger management can only be compared to Mel Gibson's and he is coming into this season fresh off a failed engagement and we all saw how a failed relationship affected Mel. I wonder how long it will be before Brad has to break up a fight between Abram and Johnny Bananas?
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