Gnoc!? Isn't Anna Chapman's Maxim Cover Naked Enough?

She's got a medal from her government, but the Internet is still clamoring for Anna Chapman to GNOC (that's Get Naked On Camera, if you're not a total nerd/perv).

Maybe all that time playing a real estate agent finally got to her and she needed a little excitement. Whatever the reason, Russian spy Anna Chapman is on the cover of Maxim Russia, and no, she's not wearing a brightly colored blazer, or much of anything.

In addition to gracing the cover of Maxim Russia wearing only underpants and holding a gun, Anna Chapman also received the Kremlin's top medal from President Medvedev.

So it's sort of like if Meg Ryan's character in had done a Playboy cover. You know. If she hadn't died. Okay, maybe it's nothing like that, but still presidential medal and skeezy magazine shoot? It's kind of a weird combo.

We don't want to judge a woman for taking racy pictures, just, you know, you'd think she'd aim a little higher than freaking Maxim she's got a medal from the president: Isn't there a Harper's Bazaar Russia that needs naked people for their cover?<br /><br />Source: http://www.lemdisabled.com/2010/10/22/gnoc-anna-chapman/